Lesson number one, assume everyone wants to hit you
Oh, look at these two shining warriors. Ser Taryn Mant and Ser Whoisit Whocares
Till I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you, you don't get to kill you, only I get to kill you
Now, that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches
