Nothing like a woman after a fight
A cloak slows you down in a fight. Makes it hard to move quietly, and the gold catches the light, so you're nice and easy to spot at night
You promised me a lordship and a castle and a highborn beauty for a wife
Careful now! We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak
That was me knocking your ass to the dirt with your own hand
Ladies falls off their horses and snap their pretty necks all the time
There's no cure for being a cunt!