I am the only man you ever met who shot a dragon
I still enjoy it when they call me "My Lord"
Till I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you, you don't get to kill you, only I get to kill you
No need to call me ser just because I'm an anointed knight
She wants your golden fingers up her twat
You don't even have to do anything, do you? You just sit there, a rich slab of beef, and all the birds come pecking
Lesson number one, assume everyone wants to hit you