You don't even have to do anything, do you? You just sit there, a rich slab of beef, and all the birds come pecking
Till I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you, you don't get to kill you, only I get to kill you
A cloak slows you down in a fight. Makes it hard to move quietly, and the gold catches the light, so you're nice and easy to spot at night
Knights don't get paid