If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention!
My dogs are desperate to meet you. I haven't fed them for seven days. They're ravenous. I wonder which parts they'll try first. Your eyes? Your balls?
I prefer being an only child
Let's play a game. Which body part do you need the least?
You suggested one-on-one combat, didn't you? I've reconsidered. I think that sounds like a wonderful idea
I win the game if you beg me to cut off your finger
This is mercy. I'm not killing you! Just making few alterations