Oh, look at these two shining warriors. Ser Taryn Mant and Ser Whoisit Whocares
Ladies falls off their horses and snap their pretty necks all the time
A cloak slows you down in a fight. Makes it hard to move quietly, and the gold catches the light, so you're nice and easy to spot at night
Now, that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches
