No need to call me ser just because I'm an anointed knight
Till I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you, you don't get to kill you, only I get to kill you
I still enjoy it when they call me "My Lord"
Ladies falls off their horses and snap their pretty necks all the time
That was me knocking your ass to the dirt with your own hand
You promised me a lordship and a castle and a highborn beauty for a wife
If someone follows me without an invitation, I'm the last person they ever follow
There's no cure for being a cunt!
Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes, I'll impregnate the bitch
Careful now! We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak