There's no cure for being a cunt!
Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes, I'll impregnate the bitch
Careful now! We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak
Oh, look at these two shining warriors. Ser Taryn Mant and Ser Whoisit Whocares
A cloak slows you down in a fight. Makes it hard to move quietly, and the gold catches the light, so you're nice and easy to spot at night
Nothing like a woman after a fight
I've had an exciting life. I want my death to be boring