No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him. He led us into two wars we couldn't win. I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago
I wasn't born to be king. I paid the iron price
A few died in transit. They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated. They weren't good fighters. You won't miss them.
In my experience, the surest way to a woman's heart is with a gift. A priceless gift.