Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats
My Uncle Kevan has all the courage of a kitchen mouse
Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he's the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height
I don't sleep very well, not at all really, I lie in bed and I stare at the canopy, and imagine ways of killing my enemies. How to destroy Ellaria Sand, the woman who murdered my only daughter
