If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat
I like to fight up close. I like to see a man's face when I put the steel in him
You've got real powerful magic to figure that out. Did the Lord of Light whisper that in your ear? "It's snowing, Thoros. It's windy. It's gonna be a cold night."
I beat you because I'm better than you, Beric. I was better than you before you started yammering on about the Lord, and I'm better than you now