Death is so final, whereas life, life is full of possibilities
Life is full of these little ironies. My sister married a new king and my repulsive nephew will be king after him
You need to take your enemies side if you're going to see things the way they do, And you need to see things the way they do if you're going to anticipate their actions, respond effectively, and beat them
I vomited on a girl once, in the middle of the act. Not proud of it. But I think honesty is important