Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees
These bad people are what I'm good at, outtalking them, outthinking them. It's what I am, and I like it. I like it more than anything I've ever done
I've been heroic on occasion, I once charged through the Mud Gate of King's Landing
A day will come when you think you're safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid