I drink and I know things
Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he's the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height
There have always been those with wealth and power and those with nothing. That is the way of the world. I'm not to change the way of the world
Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees