If it weren't for you, I never would've survived my childhood.
My nephew the King wants to murder me. My wife hates me because my father murdered her family. Oberyn wants to murder everyone whose last name is Lannister
Life is full of these little ironies. My sister married a new king and my repulsive nephew will be king after him
I've been heroic on occasion, I once charged through the Mud Gate of King's Landing