My nephew the King wants to murder me. My wife hates me because my father murdered her family. Oberyn wants to murder everyone whose last name is Lannister
I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf, you should charge me double
I trust the eyes of an honest man more than I trust what everybody knows
I vomited on a girl once, in the middle of the act. Not proud of it. But I think honesty is important