These bad people are what I'm good at, outtalking them, outthinking them. It's what I am, and I like it. I like it more than anything I've ever done
Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees
I'd swear you my sword, but I don't actually own a sword
Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats