We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king
These bad people are what I'm good at, outtalking them, outthinking them. It's what I am, and I like it. I like it more than anything I've ever done
If I were able to trick father, I would be emperor of the world by now
Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he's the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height