Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh
Everyone's always asking me to believe in things, family, gods, kings, myself. It was often tempting, until I saw where belief got people
I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it.
Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things. I'm the God of tits and wine
