I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister.
In my experience, the surest way to a woman's heart is with a gift. A priceless gift.
No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him. He led us into two wars we couldn't win. I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago
But we're family. The last Greyjoys left in the world. The last ones with balls anyway.
