Has anyone ever told you you're as boring as you are ugly?
I don't intend to be the first Lannister to die in a bathtub
First I killed the pyromancer, and then when the King turned to flee, I drove my sword into his back
As long as I'm better than anyone else, I suppose it doesn't matter
My training has proved that I can't beat a stable boy with my left hand
I'm going to give Bronn the largest bag of gold anyone's ever seen
As I said, the siege is under my command. If that's not to your liking, go home