I want you to share my tent. I want you to pour my wine, laugh at my jokes, rub my legs when they are sore after a day's ride.
Why don't you drink? Why don't either of you ever drink?
You need to take your enemies side if you're going to see things the way they do, And you need to see things the way they do if you're going to anticipate their actions, respond effectively, and beat them
Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees