I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf, you should charge me double
These bad people are what I'm good at, outtalking them, outthinking them. It's what I am, and I like it. I like it more than anything I've ever done
I'd swear you my sword, but I don't actually own a sword
I vomited on a girl once, in the middle of the act. Not proud of it. But I think honesty is important
